Die-Cut Magnet — "If Sarcasm Burned Calories, I'd Be Transparent By Now" Funny Kitchen Fridge Magnet

A witty, minimalist die-cut magnet that adds personality to any magnetic surface. Clean black typography on a matte white vinyl background delivers a crisp, low-glare look that’s easy to read and hard to ignore. Light and flexible yet durable, it clings securely to refrigerators, lockers, whiteboards, and metal cabinets — bringing a dry sense of humor to morning routines, workspaces, or dorm rooms. The compact size keeps the message subtle while the vinyl construction resists fading and stands up to everyday use indoors or out. Swap it in and out of collections to punctuate notes, photos, or lists with a quiet, sarcastic smile.

Product features
- Matte finish with full-color printing on one side
- Durable, flexible vinyl suitable for indoor or outdoor use
- Vibrant, crisp colors using advanced printing techniques
- Black backing for a clean edge and finished look
- Available in five sizes; one design file per magnet

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth